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Aug 4, 2015
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Finding the right barber isn't easy. So when you find the one, try not to upset him, the same way you do what you can to stay on your girlfriend's good side.

Though he isn't as important as the woman of your dreams, the barber is as important as the doctor you trust your life with. Trust us, you don't want to piss off the man with the power to make your hair look like crap for a month or so. To do so, avoid doing these things:


1) YOU SAY,
"BAHALA KA NA, PERO GUSTO KO…"

Seriously? You're telling your hairstylist to do whatever he wants then you ask for an undercut or something? Thanks for confusing him, dude. Now, he doesn't know whether he has the authority to do what he thinks suits you or follow your latter instruction. It's not hard to get straight to the point, right?

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2) OR YOU TELL HIM "SIYA NA LANG TANUNGIN MO…"

So, you brought your girlfriend with you to the salon. And now she's directing the cut. For barbers, it's super annoying to have someone standing right behind you and giving you instructions what to do when you actually know how to do it.

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3) YOU ASK FOR A "MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE" HAIRCUT

If you have hair like that of Derek Ramsay, don't ask for a cut like John Lloyd's. Bro, he's a barber not a magician. Set a realistic goal.

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4) YOU KEEP TAKING #MIRRORSELFIES

Do you really want to get a haircut or do you just need a new photo for your Instagram?

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5) SHUT THAT PHONE

It's mildly rude to take phone calls in the middle of a haircut. If it's an emergency tell him, "Excuse me but I really need to take this call." But if it's not, then the call can wait. You make your barber's life harder when he's trying to cut your hair and your head can't stand still.  It's not easy to cut hair around a phone at the ear, either.

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6. IT'S TOO SILENT

You aren't the only one who feels awkward about the silence. Talk. ANYTHING TO BREAK THE SILENCE.

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7. BUT DON'T GET TOO PERSONAL

You can tell him your name, where you work, and your age, but venting your frustration on him about your girlfriend, letting him know when the last time you had sex was, or showing pictures of your nude drunk friend is not okay. Never get too personal. THE BARBER DON'T CARE.

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8. YOU DIDN'T SHOWER

Your hair stinks. Barbers don't like stinky hair.

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9. YOU PUT YOUR CAP ON BEFORE YOU LEAVE

Were you trying to insult your barber? Well, congratulations, you've done it this time!

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