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Oct 9, 2014
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So a couple of days ago we got wind of and reported about the fap-tastic device called The Handie. It's unique and, for those with GFs named Mariang Palad, is nothing short of a godsend.

It also looks, well, kinda weird. You could make a case for it being the version of the Infinity Gauntlet for horny dudes. Let us jog your memory:

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Then, out of nowhere, a question popped in our R-18 minds: Are there other sex toys out there that can rival The Handie's weirdness? Turns out it's definitely not alone!

See below, ten devices that might not necessarily arouse you but will definitely make you say, "WTF, bro!"


SQUILDO

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What it is: A squid-shaped dildo

We say: If you've seen squids up close then you'll definitely think it's only a matter of time. And don't get us started on the tentacles. You know where that discussion will lead to.

Get it: FreeRangeSilicon at Etsy.com for $138 (around P6,100)


COLT POWER STROKER

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What it is: A portable handjob device that looks like a grenade

We say: Okay, we got this, we got this. The Colt Power Stroker will give your peenor an explosive time (hopefully not literally)! The packaging says it's tight and stretchy, two super versatile words that can describe anything from Manila traffic to skinny jeans.

Get it: Via Amazon for $18.13 (around P810)


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