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Jul 31, 2016
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Childhood-ruining sex toys, absurdly talented babes, and the latest stuff on our wishlist—all that and more in this week’s edition of 15 Things!

Read on, bros!

A US sex toy seller called Geeky Sex toys has capitalized on the Pokemon rage by launching a “Pokemoan” dildo line inspired by original starters Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle, and Pikachu. If Pokemon’s not your thing, don’t worry: They also offer toys inspired by other popular shows and movies. (Groot dildos, anyone?)

Dirk Nowitzki is good at a lot of things, but football clearly isn’t one of them. Seriously guys, his penalty kick at a recent charity game will make you feel very athletic in comparison.

Nothing says “summer” quite like Will Smith’s “Miami,” which the Fresh Prince performed during a recent Suicide Squad watch party in Miami. BONUS: Check out cuties Margot Robbie and Karen Fukuhara behind Mr. Smith!

We’re calling dibs on this creepy-ass Lego minifig mask as our Halloween costume. Seriously, it’s a fantastic way to ruin everyone’s childhood.

Just a couple of weeks after the announcement of the Nintendo NES’ relaunch, Sega has joined the gaming world’s version of #ThrowbackThursday by launching the Sega Mega Drive, a two-person retro gaming console with 80 built-in games. This sweet gaming system commemorates Sonic the Hedgehog’s 25th anniversary and costs around $65 (or P3,000).

This is Katarína Listopadová, a 23-year-old Slovakian swimmer who will compete in the 100m backstroke and 100m butterfly in the Rio Olympics. We’d gladly give her a gold medal right this instant though for having one of the best behinds we’ve ever seen.

Here’s another Olympian whom we’ll be dreaming about come August: 22-year-old Danish swimmer Pernille Blume, a blonde, blue-eyed freestyle and medley swimmer who also just happens to look really, really good in lingerie. Bigyan ng gold medal!

But not even Katarína and Pernille can distract us from the literal sh*tshow that will happen in Rio’s sewage and debris-filled waters, which have reportedly not been treated properly in time for the Olympics’ aquatic events. Just close your mouths, guys.

Pinoy explorers, did you know that this exists in Coron?

Here’s a Kickstarter project that’s actually pretty ingenious: the Pakayak, a packable hardshell kayak that you can assemble in just a few minutes. Very handy for our country’s crazy typhoons!


Nothing can top the US when it comes to fastfood gimmicks. Proof: Their Taco Bell is coming out with Cheetos Burritos, a drool-worthy concoction stuffed with rice, seasoned beef, cheese sauce, and the namesake cheesy puffs. They’ll be available for $1 in the selected sites US for a test run, so you better run if you’re in the area!

Looks like Kendall Jenner, the hottest Kardashian, is currently off the market. The lucky guy: A$AP Rocky, who was reportedly spotted with the supermodel in New York over the weekend. Seriously though, what is up with this family and rappers?

Thinking of getting inked? The European Chemicals Agency (ECHA) is saying that some tattoo ink can be toxic, even potentially carcinogenic. If you still want to push through after reading this warning, just try to stay away from color tattoos, particularly red ink, which was found to be the most dangerous among all the colors.

We don’t know about you, but we sure know who we’re rooting for in Season 5 of the Amazing Race Asia: beauty queens Maggie Wilson and Parul Shah, who will definitely bring that extra ooomph to the show. We can’t wait!

Christie Brinkley is 62, but she can still give chicks a third of her age a run for their money. Those legs, man!