Plus 'GoT', 'Toy Story 4', and 'TWD' updates
Don't forget your regular dose of man knowledge before you jet off for the long weekend! We've got the scoop on upcoming TV shows and movies, a cool LEGO collection, and the lowdown on the latest MacBook Pro. Read up for your brain ammo!
What do you do when you're tired of your job as a famous news anchor with 23 years of experience interviewing famous folks? For Jim Walker AKA Dallas Steele, the unlikely answer is “become a porn star.” From delivering the news, he's now delivering, um, other things in the 11 hardcore gay porn titles he's appeared in. That's quite the career shift, but hey, as long as he's happy, that's all that matters!
Here's a must-have for all music-loving LEGO collectors: The Yellow Submarine set, a LEGO idea-turned-reality inspired by The Beatles. The set, which comes with minifigures of the Fab Four, will drop on November 1.
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Exhibit A: A Max Collins-lookalike from the UK named Harriet got the perfect revenge on her cheating boyfriend by refunding the cash he spent for Justin Bieber concert tickets in tiny increments: one penny a day for 17 years, sent automatically with the reference “cheating c*nt.” Smart girl.
Speaking of cheating lads, a married Kuwaiti man almost landed in jail after his wife overheard the family's pet parrot squawk out flirty phrases, as well as their maid's name. Unfortunately, the feathery evidence wasn't considered in court as the parrot could've gotten the incriminating phrases from TV or radio shows.
Sorry to burst your bubble, lads, but having sex more often won't really make you happier. A study revealed that doing it once a week is the ideal to keep you and your woman happy. Any more won't really make a dent in your relationship.
Toy Story 3 was already perfect. It was the fitting ending to Woody and the gang's adventures. That's why we personally think Toy Story 4 is kind of overkill, but maybe that's just us. Your thoughts on this, bros?
If you're still totally unaware about what happened during the season opener of The Walking Dead, skip this one. If you knew what went down, then you might empathize with obituary, which really sums up all our feelings about Glenn and Negan. Seriously, we don't think we hated Ramsay Bolton as much as we hate Negan right now.
If you've ever wondered how a Stranger Things x Peanuts mashup will look like, wonder no more: Merry Christmas Will Byers is the holiday treat you didn't know you need. Watch it now:
A Burger King branch in New York just pulled off the most hilarious Halloweeen prank ever: they dressed up their sign as a ghost McDo, while their marquee read, “Boooooo. Just kidding, we still flame grill our burgers. Happy Halloween.” Witty!
While we're on the subject of Halloween, you have to check out the pumpkins carved by the overachieving engineers at NASA, which are out of these world (one pumpkin even had samples from Mars!). Check them out!
Schedule a check-up soon: it's estimated that around a fourth of all people around the world are infected with tuberculosis, though only 10 percent of everyone affected develop the actual disease, with the Philippines having high rates of regular TB and the scarier multi-drug resistant TB. Take your vitamins, bros.
We've still got several months to go before Season 7 of Game of Thrones airs, but we're already awash in spoilers. (don't like spoilers? Leave, now!) Leaked photos show Jon Snow and Daenerys Targaryen meeting, while other another teaser revealed that Gendry has finally, finally stopped rowing. Exciting times up ahead in TV land!
Shopping for a new laptop? The new Apple MacBook Pro does away with the whole F row with the Touch Bar, which can serve various system functions. They're also thinner and lighter, as expected. But all these add-ons come at a high price tag: the new Touch Bar-equipped MacBook Pros are priced at $1,799 and $2,399 for the 13-inch and the 15-inch models respectively.
Five-year-old Erman Delic is a real-life Magneto: the little boy recently discovered that he can stick metal objects on his body, and there's footage showing him sticking coins and cutlery on his chest. We're not buying it just yet though: let's see him try it with a fridge door, then we'll talk.
In celebration of Stan Smith Day
Nick Oyzon is in the house!
Paging the local government