There are morning habits, and then there are weird morning habits.
Meet 29-year-old Tracy Kiss from England. Tracy, a single mom and personal trainer, has been whipping up and drinking a very special breakfast every morning—sperm smoothies.
In an interview with The Sun, Tracy says that she harvests the sperm from her best friend—or rather, he harvests it and delivers it to her.
Tracy, who’s vegan, stores it in tubs in the fridge with the rest of her groceries. Every morning, Tracy then gets a batch of sperm for her smoothie. To give it more flavor, she adds ingredients such as bananas, seeds, and almond milk. Look:
"I’d been feeling run down and had no energy, but now I’m full of beans and my mood has improved," says Tracy.
Tracy, who’s also a nutritional adviser, claims that sperm contains lots of vitamins and minerals, including B12, which vegans like herself lack in their diets. As for the taste: "Every batch tastes different, depending on what he’s been eating," she shares. "If he’s been drinking alcohol or eaten something particularly pungent like asparagus, I ask him to give me a heads up so I know not to drink it neat."
"Things like pineapple and peppermint make it taste better, but I’ll happily take it straight off a spoon usually," she adds.
Tracy’s friend and sperm supplier initially had doubts about being her own personal sperm machine.
"When I first approached him, he was concerned I’d use it to impregnate myself," she admits. "But once I’d convinced him it was for my beauty regime, he agreed—after all, he has a regular supply at hand!"
"I want a relationship where my partner asks if I want one shot or two shots of sperm in my smoothie each morning!" she ends.
Learn more about her sperm smoothie process here:
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