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Jun 23, 2015
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Just what the heck is she doing in there? Does she really need an entire hour to scrub her entire body? Is there some secret portal to Forever 21 that opens up whenever she locks that bathroom door? These are obviously questions you've wanted to ask the bae (or any girl for that matter).

Today, we do the dirty work for you, and ask girls why it takes them so darned long to get clean in the shower. Their answers range from cute (countless glances in the mirror) to pretty normal (personal concert) to "Girls, masturbate in the shower, too?!"

Ready to get your mindblow (and in some way, washed)? Read on!


1)   THEY'RE IMAGINING THEMSELVES AS AN
FHM MODEL

"I spend 20 to 30 minutes wondering why the parts of my body look like this or that. And I also take time making poses for a men's magazine."  –  BO, 22

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2)   THEY'RE ALREADY DRESSING THEMSLEVES UP IN THEIR MIND

"I take a lot of time deciding what to wear in the shower. Big decision 'yon kasi we need to make sure we look good every day especially in my line of work. And I also talk to myself in front of the mirror or I imagine myself talking to another person while taking a bath. I just talk and talk and talk about anything under the sun. Pampa-buhay ng dugo."  – DJ RAQI TERRA, 21


3)   THEY'RE GIVING DEEP THOUGHT TO THE CONCEPT OF "FOREVER"

"Natatagalan ako sa kakaisip kung may forever ba talaga. Kasi gusto ko pagdating ng araw may makasabay naman akong mag-shower. Ha ha!"  – DAPHNE, 18

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4)   THEY'RE THINKING OF EXCUSES TO TELL DAD

"My boyfriend and I love to go out of town secretly. That's why pag naliligo ako I am thinking of palusot na pwede ko sabihin kay daddy para payagan ako. At saka usually kasi magkausap kami ng boyfriend ko sa phone habang naliligo."  – TALA, 26


5)   THEY'RE WEIGHING IMPORTANT DECISIONS

"If I have a busy day at work, I run down a to-do list in my head. But sometimes my thoughts wander too much that I think about some stupid thing I said in an interview five months ago or an embarrassing encounter with a guy I liked in the past. Or minsan nag-iisip din ako whether I should post a particular selfie on Instagram or not. Ha ha!"  – KIM, 22

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6)   THEY'RE DANCING THROUGH AN ENTIRE PLAYLIST

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"I play my favorite playlist every time I take a bath then sinasakto ko matapos 'yong ligo ko. So more likely, matagal talaga."  – ENA, 22


7)   THEY'RE BEING PARALYZED BY DEEP THOUGHTS

"Hindi ko alam bakit pero nag-fa-fly mind ko. May mga instances pang nakatayo lang ako. As in ayaw ko lang gumalaw."  – NADINE, 22


8)   THEY'RE TAKING THEIR TIME WITH THE SOAP (AND THINKING ABOUT SCHOOL, TOO)

"Matagal akong mag-apply ng conditioner and mag-soap. Then, I scrub. That takes about 15 to 20 minutes. Tapos napapaisip pa ako about school. It's more of pushing myself to continue with school kasi gusto ko pa mag-aral."  – LEN, 20

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9)   THEY'RE COMPLIMENTING THEMSELVES TO BOOST THEIR CONFIDENCE

"I glance in the mirror once in a while 'cause I have to check my flaws, then I compliment myself. Like for example sasabihin ko na ang laki ng mata ko then susundan ko siya ng compliment na pero maganda since maganda ang shape and color ng eyes ko. It's not every day na makaka-receive ka ng compliments kaya kailangan i-start mo sa'yo by glancing in the mirror."  - CES, 22

 
10)   THEY'RE ENJOYING THE PEACE AND PRIVACY THAT THE BATHROOM GIVES THEM

"I feel so relaxed while the cold water rushes down through my skin. Feeling ko while I'm cleaning my body at the same time nagkakaron ako ng peace of mind kaya minsan ayaw ko na lumabas ng banyo."  – RONI, 21


11)   THEY'RE HOLDING A CONCERT

"Matagal ako sa shower kasi nag-pe-perform ako. Kumakanta ako and sumasayaw. I pretend that the soap is the microphone. Feeling ko may audience talaga. Ha ha!"  – BEIGE, 22

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12)   THEY'RE BATH-XERCISING

"I exercise and work out in the CR. Ha ha ha! Like squat, push-up tapos nag-lea-lean ako sa wall, arm exercise and jumping jacks."  – CHESCA, 23


13)   THEY'RE SPENDING EXTRA TIME ON THE POOPER

"Tine-take time ko kasi ang pag po-poop eh. Nilalabas ko lahat. Kasabay nun ang pag me-make ng biggest decisions sa life. Iniisip ko mga nangyari noong isang araw. Iniisip ko kung tama ba yong decisions na ginawa ko."  – JEAN,21


14)   THEY'RE REALLY, REALLY GIVING THEMSELVES A SCRUB-DOWN

"Well, believe it or not, but it takes me three hours to bath. Every day, I take one and a half hours to scrub."  – ELAI, 22

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15)   THEY'RE GROOMING!

"I take time to cut my hair down there while taking a shower. Ha ha!" – Patricia, 21


16)   THEY'RE THINKING ABOUT THEIR CAREERS

"Matagal akong maligo kasi after soaping may body wash pa. Then napapaisip pa ako about sa career ko."  – IRISH, 21

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17)   THEY'RE HAVING FUN IN THERE

"The biggest decision I've made while taking a bath is choosing to become independent. And I didn't regret that kasi it's crazy, amazing and sexy. Ha ha ha! Then pag naliligo ako in my bath tub, I enjoy fingering myself for about 15 to 20 minutes."  – NIXY, 22

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18)   AND WE MEAN, THEY'RE REALLY, REALLY HAVING FUN IN THERE

"Madalas kasi magkasabay kami ni BF maligo, and to make it more exciting, I masturbate in front of him."  – FAYE, 23


19)   SOMETIMES, THEY'RE TRYING TO HAVE FUN IN THERE...BUT FAIL

"I contemplate about my life while taking a shower so maybe that's one factor. I tried to masturbate before while taking a bath pero I couldn't find a thing to lean on. Ayaw ko naman sa floor. To share lang, I do it sa bed. Ha ha! Especially when I miss my ex."  – BEA, 23


20)   MOST OF THE TIME THOUGH, THEY SUCCEED

"What takes my time the most is masturbating. I don't use any sex toy. I only use my imagination. I think of my fantasy, Chris Brown. Ha ha! Aside from pleasure, it also actually helps to relieve pre-menstrual cramps."  – JANET, 24

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Did these help enlighten you, bro? Here are their answers in pie-chart form so it's easier to visualize:

So, the next time you accuse your girlfriend into slipping into a portal to Forever 21, think of these reasons instead!.

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