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Here's To The New You: The Lazy Man's New Year's Resolutions

This year, don't set yourself up for disappointment. How? Lower your standards!
by Mikey Agulto | Jan 5, 2015
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Welcome to the new you, FHM Nation! We just entered a new year, and there's no better time to turn things around than now. If you're on the heavier side, now is the time to slim down and bulk up. And if you're a bit on the skinny side, well, you know what to do. In fact, you always have!

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All we're trying to say is that it's never too late to change your body for the better.  And our goal is to prove that to you for the whole month of January. Don't lose hope, bros. We're here to help you out!

New Year's resolutions are sort of like babies: Fun to make but extremely difficult to maintain. This year, try not to disappoint yourself. Here's a list of highly achievable (read: low standard) resolutions for 2015.

"I promise to take the stairs all the time...unless the elevator is right there with the doors open."


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"I promise to never watch porn...when my girlfriend is around."


"I promise to always use capital letters at the start of sentences...when e-mailing my boss."


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"I promise to stick to only one cup of rice...when in a buffet."


"I promise to have my bag ready before I approach the bag inspector at the MRT station."

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"I promise to stop eating pizza...that has additional food inside the crust."


"I promise to stop front of my parents."


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"I promise to stop smoking...while the mass is taking place."


"I promise to quit drinking...straight from the bottle."


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"I promise to get myself a the convenience store."


"When I wash my hands, I promise to sing the alphabet and at least make it to G."


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"I promise to never step foot in a casino again...during work hours."


"I promise to go to the gym more often...and watch all the pretty girls work out."


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"I promise not to cheat on my other girlfriend."


Happy New Year, FHM Nation!


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