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10 Telltale Signs She's Newly Single
#2: She uploaded a photo with daddy and captioned it: 'The only guy I need in my life. <3 <3 <3'
by Mary Rose A. Hogaza | Sep 18, 2015
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Men usually don't post anything after a breakup. Heartbroken women, on the other hand, are a lot of fun to observe because they readily embrace singlehood roughly 99.99 percent of the time. They announce it all over social media, although very subtly, by dropping some hints.

What hints, you ask? Ha! Detective FHM has got that all figured out. We've found 10 surefire ways to tell if she just got dumped through her online posts, and we’re leaking all this vital information to you…


1)   SHE'S GOING SOLO IN HER PROFILE PHOTO

You've seen the pattern: Her profile pic had always been of her and some dude she calls "babe." If she suddenly changes it into her solo shot, chances are, she is now single. Need confirmation? Go through her old photos. If you haven't seen a single trace of her (ex) boyfriend's face, then attack bingo!

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2)   SHE UPLOADED A PHOTO WITH DADDY

Or baby brother, or guy best friend or male dog and captioned it: "The only guy I need in my life. <3 <3 <3"


3)   SHE POSTS PHOTOS WITH HER GIRL FRIENDS

She spends most of her free time with the amigas she has neglected for years. She takes a lot of their photos together, uploads them over Facebook and captions it, "I don't know where I'd be without them. #LoveMyGirls #BFFsForever"

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4)   SHE UPLOADS INCONSPICUOUS PHOTOS

…with no caption whatsoever, for the sake of confusing the hell out of her ex and the rest of the world.


5)   SHE FLOODS YOUR NEWSFEED WITH SEXY PHOTOS

Forget about the girl who'd only post sweet-looking, pabebe photos. That woman is no more. The sexy, sultry, lady who's always lounging around on the beach—this is the new her. And oh, keep an eye for captions like "You'll regret it." Dead giveaway, bruh!

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6)   HER WALL IS FULL OF BITTERNESS

Exhibit A:


7)   SHE'S SUDDENLY A FAN OF #HUGOT QUOTES

We're talking the likes of: "The sweetest part of being a couple is sharing your life with someone else. But my life, evidently, had not been good enough to share." Or: "I'm not single. I'm not taken. I'm simple on reserve for the one who deserves my heart." Boom!


8)   …OR TAYLOR SWIFT LYRICS

Because T-Swizzle is the patron saint of all forlorn women.


9)   SHE HAS CHANGED PHYSICALLY

Girls usually cut or dye their hair after going through a breakup. Some also get a new piercing or a tattoo.

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10)   SHE'S SUDDENLY INDEPENDENT

She posts photos of herself doing couple activities such as going to the movies or eating dinner—alone. Expect the caption to go somewhere along the lines of "how great it is to be doing this alone," and hashtags like #OneIsBetterThanTwo and #SingleAndHappy. Super Like!

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