We all have an ex who texts us how she wants us back so bad and that she's sorry for being mean to you and that her life will never be complete again without you. Also: She's probably drunk. Conversely, that could be you sending her those types of messages.
It's called the "Ex-Text." Many of us are guilty of sending such a text because, "Damn it, Jhonalyn, please come back to me—I still miss and love you."
It's sad, we know..
Luckily, it can also now become a funny experience. Thanks to the Instagram account @textsfromyourex, you can now laugh at the futility of other people trying to bring back the smelly, rotten corpses of past loves. The ultra-popular IG account (it has 1.3 million followers as of this writing) compiles creepy, insulting, pathetic, and depressing ex-texts for the pleasure of, well, the rest of the world
Here are our favorites!
1) THE GUY WHO LETS THE FINGER DO THE TALKING
2) THE ONE WHO COMMUNICATES THROUGH A MEME
3) THE ONE WHO'S PRETTY INVENTIVE WITH THE VOCAB
4) THE BIPOLAR
5) THE ONE WHO JUST DOESN'T GET IT
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6) THE ONE WHO DISHES THE HARD-HITTING TRUTH
7) THE ONE WHO DELETED HER EX’S NUMBER…AGAIN!
8) THE ONE BROKEN UP BY STD
9) THE ONE WHO REMINDS YOU HOW BAD YOUR FIRST KISS WAS
10) THE ONE WITH SOMETHING TO CONFESS
11) THE KING OF MORONS
12) THE KING OF A-HOLES!
13) THE ONE WHO RESPONDS JUST TO CORRECT THE SPELLING
14) THE FEELING POGI
15) THE BABY WHO DOES THE REVENGE FOR HER MAMA!
16) THE CREEPIEST EX-GF
17) THE TROLL
18) THE ONE WHO'S OKAY WITH BESTIALITY
19) THE ONE WHO USES EMOTICONS
20) THE ONE WITH THE USEFUL DOG
21) THE ONE WHO WANTS TO PUT YOU TO SLEEP FOR GOOD
22) THE PARTY-POOPER
23) THE ONE WHO BLAMES AUTOCORRECT
24) THE GUY WHO’S TRULY SORRY…OR NOT!
25) AND THIS ONE