My parents went to a neighbor’s party so I was alone with the maid. That night, my boyfriend who lived just a few houses away, called and we ended up having phone sex. Things got steamy with him telling me what to do with my fingers. Later, he whispered over the phone that it would be real hot if he would just scoot over and finish off the deed himself. How could I refuse when I was all wet and ready for him? I told him I’d leave the front gate and door open so he could just walk into my room. He found me in the bedroom all naked. He gave me the best tongue any pussy one could ever receive. When we were done with the deed, I told him that I’d accompany him out, but he said he’d manage since it was already past midnight and the maid must be sleeping by then. After a few minutes, our maid stormed in my room, panting like crazy, with a knife in her hand. She asked if I was okay because she saw someone climbing our bakod. The maid made a big fuss about it and called my mom to give an account of the incident. My mom reported it to the village president who then sent policemen to look for the “magnanakaw.” Good thing my boyfriend had dashed back to his house before the police started with their search.
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