The elusive female orgasm–one of the most mysterious mysteries that have dumbfounded men for centuries (other mysteries include but are not limited to: "Bakit laging magkakasama yung mga babae kung mag-CR?" and "Bakit single pa rin ako sa poging kong 'to?").
Seriously though, you guys would probably be surprised at how different our way of getting off (basically, just rubbing the lamp until the genie comes out) is compared to how it is for women which could get as complicated as advanced quantum physics bio-trigonometry.
That’s why we’ve gathered up some trivia to help you be more informed about female orgasms. Who knows? Maybe knowing these kinky facts will help you increase your success rate in giving your girl the Big O. (No, we're not talking about Mariang Palad.)
1) EXTRA SERVICE
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Doctors used to treat females with hysteria (a mental illness they thought horny, sexually-deprived women had before because doctors back then didn’t believe that females had libido) by having them ride horses. Sometimes, they even personally stimulated the female with their hands!
FUN FACT: Vibrators were made and considered as a medical apparatus to aid doctors so their hands wouldn’t get tired getting the female off. Tamad na kung tamad!
2) MANLY WOMEN?
Studies from the University of Michigan show that females with high testosterone levels have a higher inclination to masturbate than those with lower levels. But we can’t rejoice just yet! It also shows that females with high testosterone levels have less desire to have sex with their partners! So be careful if your #bae suddenly starts growing that 'stache!
3) PUSH THAT BUTTON, BABE!
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We find it weird that women masturbate less frequently than guys when they have an organ (the clitoris) which exists solely to give them pleasure. Trust us, girls. If we were you, we would give that thing a lot of lovin’ (this is our way of saying, kung hindi niyo gagamitin, amin na lang ‘yan).
4) THE DIFFERENT TYPES OF FEMALE ORGASMS
Women have four types of orgasms: clitoral, vaginal, combo clit + vag, and the rare bonus multiple orgasm.
FUN TIPS: To try and give your girl multiple orgasms (that’s one after the other, and not several ones at different times during one sex session), you’ll need: patience, endurance, creativity, and a whole lot of luck. Start by giving her an easy clit orgasm then, after she comes, slow down and stimulate other parts of her body (e.g. nipples, groin, thighs, ears). Keep her at a constant yet fluctuating state of arousal from heightened to "chill lang." With enough practice and luck, you might just be able to pull it off. Good luck trooper!
5) LOOK, MA! NO HANDS!
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Females have this amazing talent of getting off without even touching themselves down there. By rubbing their nipples, riding roller coasters, and even working out, women can enter a state of arousal that’ll get enough blood flowing into their genitals for them to have an orgasm. Some women can even get off while getting you off! Them’s a keeper!
6) DON'T SPIT
Unlike men who are always ready and rough when it comes to masturbation, most women need lubrication to avoid getting hurt by whatever they’re putting inside their vaginas. To the ladies: Even if you don’t have lube on-hand (pun intended), please don’t use your saliva because you’ll be more prone to yeast infections; your saliva mixes with your vajayjay's natural lubrication, and that causes weird chemical reactions. Stick to bottled lubes to keep your vaginas healthy and awesome!
7) ANORGASMIA (YES, IT'S AS BAD AS IT SOUNDS)
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Anorgasmia is the inability of women to achieve orgasms. What’s worse is that this condition is said to occur in about 10-percent of women, which means a lot of our poor lady friends have never experienced the awesomeness of the Big O. Most doctors recommend therapy for anorgasmia, so don’t hesitate to ask if you think you have it, ladies.
8) IT MIGHT NOT BE YOUR FAULT SHE'S NOT "GETTING THERE"
While working on our bedroom prowess is definitely one of the must-dos for any man, ultimately, whether or not she has an orgasm is dependent on her. If she’s too uncomfortable with the sexy time, even if you know the Kama Sutra by heart, you’ll never make her happy the way you want her to be. Make sure both of communicate and say what you want to each other so you’ll have an honest and more fruitful sex life.