It’s our favorite time of the year—that’s aside from Christmas and the FHM 100 Sexiest Victory Party; okay, it’s our THIRD favorite time of the year! But who’s counting, right? What’s more important is it’s now February. The love month. The okay-lang-magwaldas-para-sa-date month. The only month men are allowed to be ultra-cheesy.
But do you have any idea HOW to be cheesy? Are you and your girlfriend/missus constantly bickering about your lack of romance? Do you attribute your singlehood to your lack of wooing skills? Well, we’re going to solve these all for you! FHM will be dishing out daily how-to-be-a-Don-Romantiko tips the whole month of February!
Gentlemen, welcome to FHM’s 28 Days Of Romansahan!
DAY 27: SEXY TIME LEVEL UP
On this 27th edition of FHM Romansahan, we'll be tackling the topic every one of you must have been waiting for since we started this series. Today, we talk about the ultimate form of romansa and the most wonderful three-lettered word in the world: S-E-X!
Prepare for a boatload of tips on how to spice up your lovemaking game up a notch and avoid being a boooorrrriing sexual partner.
First, we teach you the Bedroom Olympics:
Check out the positions below and learn how to bring out your inner athlete and go LeBron on your girl, dominating her in the sack with some pang-MVP bedroom moves. A podium finish in the sport of sex: guaranteed!
THE FULL MOUNT
Training mode: All basic hip-thrusting action here, so you’re good to go. Some basic kettlebell swing reps should rev up your hips and torso. As for her: some leg stretching should prove handy so she stays comfy without cramping up.
Sport specific to: MMA. Fighters on full-mount have successfully passed their opponent’s guard and pinned them, often to do some pretty sick ground and pound. You won’t really be passing her “guard” here, though, but you still get to do some pretty extensive grounding and pounding of your own.
Your move: Straddle her as you normally would on missionary, but instead, extend her legs (her “guard”) up to rest on your shoulders. Or if she’s pretty bendy, let her flex her legs all the way up nearly to her shoulders for even deeper penetration. Put your weight on her extended legs and use those hips to thrust away.
Medal-winning moment: Let her flip you over (a “sweep” in MMA parlance) with her legs and resume the action—let her take over some control and ride you. After you’re both satiated you’ll be sleeping like you’ve both been KO'd
THE POWER PLAY
Training Mode: Make sure you have a core that can handle just about anything. Planks, sit-ups, and squats are only some of the exercises you need to do on a regular basis to achieve this.
Sport specific to: Ice hockey. This happens when at least one player from the opposing team is serving a penalty inside a box where he is prohibited to play for a certain time. This puts the other team in a numerical advantage. In the bedroom, however, you being powerless in the “penalty box” puts you in the advantage.
Your move: If you’ve always been curious about S&M, consider this a beginner course. Knot two to three handkerchiefs together and let her tie one arm on the bedpost. Let your libidos rise as you allow her to blindfold you. To avoid this one from becoming an all-over-the place hide and seek, start kissing her neck as she ties you down and slowly plants herself on top of you.
Medal-winning moment: As she rides you, thrust your hips in an up and down motion to meet her halfway.
SPLASH AND DASH
Training mode: Your pre-coitus circuit includes doing sets of lunges, hip-thrusts, and butt-lifts. You’ll be relying mostly on your glutes and thighs.
Sport specific to: Racing. This is when a racer decides to quickly re-fuel his tank during the tail end of the race. You and your partner can perform this one on the way home from a date, or even before (if you’re both randy and looking for a quickie to spice things up). Like any champagne-chugging car-racing champion, your speed and timing are key to this one.
Your move: Park the car in an area of pitch-black darkness. Adjust and push both the driver and shotgun seats forward. On the backseat, let her sit on your thighs. If you want her facing the direction of the steering wheel, then align your thighs and assist her as she pumps you up and down. If you want her facing you, situate her in between the driver and shotgun seats and let her put her arms around them as you go on full throttle.
Medal-winning moment: Make sure she finishes before you do, Speed Racer.
For the complete set of FHM's Bedroom Olympics, click here!