Fact: Kate Upton is one of the universal wonders of the modern world.

We know we just told you that the vaunted Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue's 2014 cover girl might be none other than Barbie. But forget about that one; this is the real deal.

Kate Upton...scantily-clad in a golden bikini...bouncing around in zero gravity. Words cannot express how awesome this looks. We mean, wow. Just wow.

Well, you can actually watch the full video below: