It doesn't have to be a logistical problem when you suddenly find yourself throbbing with The Urge and still chewing your dinner.
Stay in the warm comfort of the kitchen and bang away. Lay your lady down on a counter with her legs dangling off the edge, her feet braced against your shoulders.
Position yourself at the "receiving" end of the counter, facing your girl.
It would help if some jam bottles are within your reach. Smear some raspberry or maybe mango jam on her smooth stomach and have your dessert before getting the pump going.
Illustrations by: Jethro Quizon