It’s our favorite time of the year—that’s aside from Christmas and the FHM 100 Sexiest Victory Party; okay, it’s our THIRD favorite time of the year! But who’s counting, right? What’s more important is it’s now February. The love month. The okay-lang-magwaldas-para-sa-date month. The only month men are allowed to be ultra-cheesy.
But do you have any idea HOW to be cheesy? Are you and your lady constantly bickering about your lack of romance? Do you attribute your singlehood to your lack of wooing skills? Well, we’re going to solve these all for you! FHM will be dishing out daily how-to-be-a-Don-Romantiko tips the whole month of February!
Last year, we introduced you to Project Kupal, an Instagram page that posts motivational/demotivational posters with an air of sarcasm. They combine awesome works of photography slapped with harsh one-liners that get you most of the time—especially when it comes to relationships.
So, in this third day of the FHM 28 Days Of Romansahan (Year Two!), we give you proof that Project Kupal really understands what most of us are going through. Whether you're still looking for a date or almost giving up on one, they have the perfect poster for you.
Don't believe us? Then scroll down and weep (or laugh—it's all up to you, lover boy!).
For those still looking for a date (aka on the prowl)
For those doomed to fail (aka the Friendzoned people)
For the couples deeply in love (aka very cheesy sh*t)
For couples in heat (aka medyo bastos)
For the people most likely to be single before February 14 (aka the about-to-make-someone-miserable-collection)
For those who find it hard to move on
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For those asking for a "last chance" (or a "last, last chance" or a "promise-last-na-talaga-chance")
For our torpe brothers
...and the "slowpokes"
For those experiencing unrequited love (aka the sad saps)
For the henpecked
For those who fancy one-night-stands
And for those who just simply hate Valentine's
A final reminder, FHM Nation, if the love bug bites you during this season of romansahan, just let it be. Right, Donna?