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The Age of Teledildonics Is Upon Us

Distance is no longer a hindrance to spending sexy time with your partner, thanks to the science of remotely controlled sex
by Tanya Umali | Sep 4, 2016
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Are you familiar with the famous vibrating egg in the movie Shortbus?

Long story short, a woman is seen strategically placing the popular gadget in her underwear. She then hands to her husband a remote control so he can stimulate and communicate with her while they stay in separate rooms. 

Imagine being farther away from your partner. Imagine the naughty possibilities for long-distance intimate contact that are open to you now.

Welcome to the age of teledildonics, or the science of remotely controlled sex, where distance is no deterrent to achieving heightened intimacy with your partner.

Now, check out what this technological innovation has in store for you:

Hush recently released a "smart butt plug," which vibrates and can be controlled through an iPhone app. A few minor bugs, such as connection issues, are still being ironed out, but as long as your phone is pointed to the person wearing it (at least 10 to 20 feet away), then you'll be good to go.

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, on the other hand, offers radio-controlled pleasure playthings that are strong enough to work across a room. Its rechargeable remote controls—with their trademarked SenseMotion technology—respond to hand movements. Just imagine waving your hands while seeing sheer pleasure on your partner's face.

 is famous for their music-driven vibrators that shake to the beat of your chosen music for a "dual-sensory experience." They also have one that reacts to the sound of the surroundings such as club music or your partner's voice. The device picks up short-range signals so don't go too far.

Another toy from OhMiBod is the BlueMotion line. Bluetooth-enabled, it can be accessed through iPhone or Android from across the room or—get a load of this—from across countries! Just download the app and prepare yourselves for some long-distance loving.

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 has "The Guybrator," a remote-controlled male penile stimulator with external vibrations that you and your partner can enjoy.

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PicoBong, meanwhile, designed four new vibrating sex toys for both men and women—a G-spotter, a male masturbation sleeve, a penis ring, and a butt plug. Once they hit the market, you can choose from six different vibration patterns including jazz, punk, dubstep, indie, techno, and hip-hop to groove to your heart's desire. The device will be Bluetooth-enabled so you could literally go a bit further when teasing your partner.


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