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The FHM GF Manual: 13 Things She Doesn't Want To Hear When She's On Her Period

Asking her if it hurts only makes things worse.
by Mary Rose A. Hogaza | Sep 1, 2015
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We all know women get a little bit crazy during their time of the month.

We have no idea what exactly it is they're feeling but we do know that now's not the right time to misbehave. Now's not the right time to be late, to be indecisive with your choice of restaurant, or to say ANY OF THE THINGS BELOW.

When she's in this tender condition, your words take on a different color. What words exactly? We tried out 13 normally harmless statements, and asked what women think of them when their red flag is up.


1)   "WHAT'S WRONG?"

"Do they really need to ask that? Obviously, I'm on my period and it freakin' hurts!" –KOLEEN


2)   "DOES IT REALLY HURT?"

"Seriously? You think I'm that good actress?" –KAREN


3)   "MUKHA KANG PAGOD"

"Oo. Pagod na pagod na ako kakapalit ng napkin." –DESIREE


4)   "TUMATABA KA!"

"Siyempre pag meron ka, bloated ka." –KAYE


5)   "MASUNGIT KA. MAY PERIOD KA 'NO?"

"Just because I'm having a bad day doesn't always mean it's because of my period!"

6)   "CAN'T COME TO SEE/VISIT/BE WITH YOU."

"Girls need comfort and someone to make them smile or laugh in times of distress. So, hearing our boyfriends say 'I can't' really pisses us off." –KAYE


7)   "SAAN MO PA GUSTO PUMUNTA? SAAN MO GUSTO KUMAIN?"

"I already feel stressed over my situation. Please don't add to it!" –DENNISE


8)   "ANG LAKI NG EYEBAGS MO."

"Ang pangit na nga ng tingin mo sa sarili mo 'pag meron ka tapos pinapamukha  pa sayo 'yong imperfections mo."–JM


9)   "WALA KA SA MOOD?"

"Iyong uulit-uliting 'Wala ka sa mood?' or 'Bad trip ka babe?' Tapos ipagpipilitan pa eh hindi naman talaga. Maiinis ka tuloy!" –MARIANNE


10)   "PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME BUY YOUR NAPKIN"

"The pain is already killing me. Have mercy!" –AIKA


11)   "MY EX DIDN'T ACT LIKE THAT!"

"Ang daming puwedeng ikumpara sa akin, sa ex pa talaga during this time of my life?  " –ENA


12)   "AT LEAST YOU'RE NOT PREGNANT."

"Wow, thanks for the concern." –STEFFIE


13)   "PUWEDENG I-BLOW JOB MO NA LANG AKO?"

"Sige. Pero puwedeng kagatin ko nang malaman mo yung nararamdaman kong sakit?" –DARELL

 

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