If you're single and looking for a casual hook-up, then you're probably on Tinder.
But as with any hook-up—whether digital or offline—you need to prepare some ice-breakers. Something quick, to-the-point and something that would make her laugh i.e. pick-up lines.
Make her laugh, and leave a good impression; hopefully, you get lucky. Whatever you do, don't be like the Tinder users below who have crafted Tinder pick-up lines so atrocious they make Charlie Sheen look like a guardian angel. (Well, almost.)
1) THIS GUY NEEDS A SURGEON.
2) DAMN, GIRL!
3) BURN BOY, BURN!
4) LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE ISN'T IMPRESSED.
5) GIVE THE BABY THAT DAMN MILK!
6) HIT IT!
8) TRY AND TRY 'TIL YOU SUCCEED…
9) BECAUSE KNOCK, KNOCK JOKES NEVER GET OLD!
10) WAIT, WHAT?
11) SOMEONE'S PRACTICING THEIR GEOGRAPHICAL JOKES.
12) NAILED IT!
— Aubs (@aubieleelee) March 29, 2015Continue reading below ↓
13) SOMETIMES, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS TO ASK.
14) A LITTLE PATIENCE, SIR?
15) THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!
16) WE GRIEVE WITH YOU DUDE.
17) SHE’S SMART, DUDE. DON'T ASSUME!
18) ONE WORD, THREE SYLLABLES: PA-THE-TIC!
19) CAN WE FRANCHISE?
20) WHO WOULD HAVE EVER THOUGHT THAT THE TRANSFORMERS CAN BE USED IN A PICK-UP LINE?
Got something worse than these? Chime in!