In a video uploaded on YouTube channel Facts last October 14, a bunch of guys came face-to-face with a variety of dildos coming in weird shapes that are yet-to-be-defined by humanity. They tried their best to understand or explain what these things are…but mostly ended up just laughing:
Our favorite comments from the video? There are two:
1) "Looks like it should be on the back of a toy boat."
2) "It kinda looks like it would do some damage."
Both were in reference to a dildo shaped like a boat's propeller designed to simulate tongue-like stimulation to the girl’s sexual organ. This worries us—because if that's what women think of oral stimulation nowadays, it appears we've got to step our cunnilingus game up, bros.