There are only two factors in life that can make every basic bro tune in to the news: sports and sexy reporters.
Its tagline, "We Make Sports Sexy," really doesn't encapsulate the shenanigans she does on her broadcasts. No, Ava, you just don't make them sexy, you make them NSFW—which we're totally cool with, by the way.
We bet you didn't even care about what the hell she was saying. Cucumber slices covering nipples tend to do that to people. Sorry, guys, gravity didn't win this time.
But take note: She's not all gimmicks and nudies. She really knows her stuff and is well-versed at numerous sports including basketball, football, soccer, and MMA, among others. In fact, even CBS Sports Radio acknowledges her sporty mind:
She can shoot some hoops, too.
I'm bored... I am not a great player by any means but Just wanted to shoot some hoops today on this ghetto net lol ! I boxed in these shorts before I played so that's why I am wearing these!!! I am tiny! I am only 5'3"! Rough life here in Florida today🙌🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴 follow me on Twitter @ cleatscleavage ️love Ava Fiore
She may wear a Manchester United top (or what's left of it) but Ava's heart will forever beat for Liverpool.
Of course, she didn't miss out on Super Bowl XLIX...
I am randomly crashing someone's Super Bowl party like this! So Before everyone gets all upset for me not picking the seahawks... Let me say out of any picks , I hope I am wrong with this one!!!! I repeat I am not a pats fan!!! I am picking them to win! I think it will be a close one.. Well that's what we all want to see! No one wants a snooze fest! Enjoy your Sunday! Have a safe one! 🏈🏈🏈 follow me on Twitter @ cleatscleavage and on youtube link in profile. love Ava Fiore
And was also really on the lookout for the Mayweather-Pacquiao fight. Sorry, Canelo's not fighting on May 2, though.
Jalapeños for my Mexicans :) So basically Mayweather is holding everyone up! Canelo's May 2nd fight will prob be moved if mayweather and pac end up fighting. It wouldn't surprise me at all if mayweather ends up fighting cotto! 😴😴😴 No one wants to see that!!!! Cotto just fight Canelo! I know U don't need this Canelo fight in your career , but I don't want U to fight mayweather!!!!! Lol ! Ok so follow me on Twitter @ cleatscleavage and I'll post a YouTube video tonight:) ️love Ava FioreContinue reading below ↓
Ava always start her spiel with "Hey, Loves!" and always end it up with "Ciao" and this little jiggle.
Once, she tried delivering the news like normal reporter—dressed and all. Guess what? It ended up like an FHM 100% Hottie feature.
Around here, we celebrate the middle of the work week with the FHM Hump Day Survival. Ava, on the other hand, has her Happy Whipped Cream Wednesday!
She also has a Happy Muff Monday (aka C-String Mondays)!
And a Fruit Roll Up Friday! What's next, All-Naked Sundays?
Happy FRUIT ROLL UP FRIDAY!!! Special shoutout to the @thedashow for this one;) What color is the fruit roll up??? ok loves follow me on Twitter @ cleatscleavage! How funny was the Vandy coach?!? He shouldn't apologize for cursing out a player! The death threat might have been a bit much though lol! U can't act like a punk like that as a player! Love Ava FioreContinue reading below ↓
Sorry, Shaq, Kenny, Charles, and Ernie. Sorry, ESPN guys. Sorry, Riki Flores. But seriously, how can you NOT love a sports recap like this!