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This Is How You Make Sex Awkward In Just Five Words

'Grandma died in this room...'
by Mary Rose A. Hogaza | Mar 29, 2017
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Sex is nothing like those romantic, steamy hook-up scenes you see in the movies. Sure, it can be fun and amazing, but it could also get strange and completely awkward at times.

Imagine you can’t get your belt unhooked or suddenly feel the need to take a bathroom break in the middle of the sexy moment. Breaking the news to your partner could totally kill the perfectly good mood.

We know a lot of people can relate to this familiar scenario. In fact, the hashtag #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words has been trending on Twitter for the past few days. It’s pretty self-explanatory—people are tweeting five words that are bound to make any sexual experience awkward.

Gents, this is how you #MakeSexAwkwardIn5Words:

When nature suddenly calls 

If you don’t want a baby, don’t have sex

So where does your weapon go?

Whoops! 

You’ve got to be kidding RN

The worst Pokemon line ever!

Okay, done deal!

This one couldn’t get any creepier

NOT COOL.

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