If the Internet were its own biological ecosystem, the cat would definitely be its apex predator, with its ability to swallow up millions of views that dwarf many of our humanly efforts.
Today, we put the focus on 'em felines as cable-dom's furriest, scaliest channel, Animal Planet, premieres a new season of My Cat From Hell tonight, August 20, at 9 p.m. As its title implies, the show isn't about cats whose only goal is to cuddle with you after a long day at work.
Like Cesar Millan's Dog Whisperer but with cats, the show features American cat-behaviorist Jackson Galaxy and his adventures in dealing with the most unruly pussies the world has ever seen—and how he "cures" them.
While the Internet has definitely shown us an inordinate amount of cats that we just want to take home to our girlfriend, there are cats out there that we wouldn't want to get near. Below are 10 of the scariest the show has crossed paws with!
1) The "Meanest Cat Ever" absolutely hates women, but not men
She's a cuddler when a guy is petting her. But if you're a girl, you better watch out, this pretty little pussy is going to scratch up your pretty little face! Definitely not a great gift for gals!
2) Pit bull of a cat teaches us not to judge a cat by the color of its fur
White cats exude purity, calmness, and serenity. Not this white cat though. This one may have a nice coat of fur, but inside it is the heart of a pit bull.
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