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One of the most anticipated movies this summer, Ironman 2, is finally out in theatres. [firstpara] In his last outing back in 2008, the terrorist-murdering, metal-clad Tony Stark duked it out with the nefarious Obadiah Stane a.k.a. the Iron Monger.

In the sequel, Stark faces Whiplash, another metal clad villain bent on taking the crown of metal-clad superiority away from Ironman.

But we figure Whiplash won’t win mainly because Ironman has Samuel L. Jackson on his side. He plays the role of the eyepatched Nick Fury.

And we know Samuel L. Jackson is rarely on the losing side in movies. Unless of course, he’s facing off with sharks.

Now as we totally underestimate Whiplash’s abilities, we have prepared here a list of five cyborgs who we think will whip Ironman’s steely ass, starting with Android 17...

Android 17
Appears in: Dragonball Z
Abilities: Lightspeed agility, world-crushing strength, fires holy mother-effing fireballs of doom.
Backstory: Not only does Android 17 sport a 90s undercut hairstyle that could have made women living in the 90s swoon, he also lives in the Dragonball universe. And people living in that universe are pretty powerful, if you had noticed.

The battle:
Without a Geiger counter to calculate 17’s power level, Ironman will underestimate Android 17, teasing him about his boyband looks.

Android 17 will brush those off with a smirk, and then promptly teleport behind Stark, to him a blow to the head, which launches him into the air, through 4 buildings, and a couple of mountains to boot.

Stark is surprised that he’s still alive. But before his surprise even fades, Android 17 launches a world-ending kamehame wave of impractical proportions, utterly disintegrating Ironman. Too bad Tony Stark can’t turn Super Saiyan.

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