Stoners have a reason to rejoice! The uncut and Rated R version of This is the End, the apocalyptic comedy that has Hollywood’s current leading laugh-generator’s battling the end of times, opens exclusively in Ayala cinemas on September 11. Pro-tip: don’t forget to light up before hitting the cinema.
The movie stars Seth Rogen, James Franco, Jay Baruschel, Jonah Hill, Danny McBride, and Craig Robinson, all as themselves and poking fun at the archetypes mainstream media has built around their personalities.
The film makes use of a number of cameos like Emma Watson (with an axe!), Rihanna, Paul Rudd, and Aziz Ansari, but the standout is that of Michael Cera–you know, that awkward dorky guy from Juno and Superbad. Cera is a cocaine-snorting womanizer who nobody can stand–in the film, at least–and once doomsday hits, an electrical post impales him, maiming him and spilling his guts (this isn’t a spoiler, it’s in the trailer).
Since it is kind of fun to see some of today’s hottest celebrities biting the dust in the most gruesome of ways, it only seemed fair to collate 10 other inglorious movie deaths to titillate your inner-sadist. Enjoy the abundance of blood and guts!
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