Much like the fiery back-and-forth between Pacquiao and Mayweather prior to getting their fight contract signed, new bits and pieces about Marvel's Avengers: Age Of Ultron make us drop whatever it is we're doing.
Such as this new fresh-from-the-oven Age Of Ultron trailer that dropped on YouTube just a few hours ago:
The new two-minute clip packs a lot more information than the previous teasers, with main baddie, Ultron, giving us a glimpse of his devious plans for humankind. (Clue: We're doomed!)
Here are a few WHOA! moments!
When Tony Stark went: "Isn't why we fight so we can end the fight and go home?"
When we thought to ourselves: "Man, Cap's helmet sure could use a new paintjob."
When The Avengers jumped into action in unison.
When Stark held Loki's staff.
When Thor dipped himself in a tub with water that's obviously too hot.
When we saw the obligatory Hawkeye shot that all trailers must have just so Hawkeye wouldn't feel so bad.
When Hulk and Iron Man in the Hulkbuster armor continued their city-wasting ways.
When Thor had too much of Stark's funny-man joking.
When Ultron's army attacked like the zombies from World War Z.
...and the Avengers fended them off like soldiers (with superpowers!) in World War Z.
When the Hulk laid waste to those darned robots like they were made of yero.
In the spirit of Marvel’s trademark secret post-movie scenes, we also get our first good look at Paul Bettany as android hero, Vision, in the trailer’s epilogue. (Yes, trailers have epilogues now.)
"What's that on his forehead?" you ask? Another Infinity Stone! *cue fellow Marvel fanboys soiling themselves*
Avengers: Age Of Ultron comes out on May 1.
We're so stoked
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