In this fresh-off-the-online-press edition of The 15 Things A Man Must Know This Week: Your new favorite palaman, a new Harry Potter flick, and another way to get the ladies! Plenty of fresh trivia, and absolutely zero Star Wars: The Force Awakens spoilers, just for you!
Read on, gents!
We’re always up for anything involving the Harry Potter universe, so you can imagine how pumped up we are for Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them, which will hit theatres on November 2016. Check out the trailer below:
Hold on to your space dreams: NASA has opened the application process for new astronauts, which means that you could have a shot at this ultimate out-of-this-world experience. Who knows, you might even make it to Mars!
Heads up, Coldplay fans: You might just get to rock out to "Adventure of a Lifetime" soon as the band will be making their way to Asia in 2016. We’re crossing our fingers that the Philippines will be part of their itinerary!
From the look of things, our girl Pia Wurtzbach is absolutely killing it in the Miss Universe prelims, with former Miss Universe winners heaping praises on her performance. Slay your way to the top, girl!
Believe it or not, The Mountain from Game of Thrones was once a skinny little thing. Well, fine, he’s not skinny—dude was still in great shape—but he was definitely nowhere near his current hulking physique. Who would’ve known, huh?
Imagine being fast asleep, when you feel someone—presumably your girlfriend—pulling your pants down before proceeding to give you a mind-numbingly good blowjob, only to get the shock of your life when you wake up to see a strange man sucking you off. Believe it or not, this actually happened to a very unlucky dude in the UK. Who would’ve thought oral sex could be this terrifying?
Here’s a quick way to earn loads of pogi points: Get a four-legged friend. Science has proven that girls really dig dudes with dogs, and they’re more likely to give you their number if you have your furry pal with you.
A knife-wielding chopping robot may be very practical in the kitchen, but we’d rather stay far away from it because we don’t think it can tell apart a carrot from a finger. It's impressive work, but this thing might also very well be the stuff (bloody) nightmares are made of.
Congratulations are in order for The Rock and his wife, who are now the proud parents of a bouncing baby girl! We hope they named her Pebble. (Also, best of luck to her future suitors.)
If there’s a WWE star who can take on the role of Darth Vader, it’s gotta be the Undertaker. Imagine them chokeslamming the Force out of each other!
Scared of spiders? There’s a possible cure for that: Lock yourself in a room with a tarantula as big as your fist and touch it. Scientists think it works. We gotta ask though, does this also work for the dreaded flying ipis?
Bryan Cranston’s version of "Hotline Bling" will make you feel like a petulant child. Listen:
Joseph Gordon-Levitt just took The Force Awakens cosplay to a whole new level by dressing up as Yoda. Or, well, a hobo in a bathrobe with green paint on his face. We give him an E for "effort."
Mark your calendars: Frank Underwood himself has announced that House of Cards’ new season will premiere on March 4, 2016. Someone speed up time please!
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