Yes, dear friend, it's Valentine's. A truly deplorable time of the year whether you're taken or forever alone. Those on the former's side of the fence are required to dole out a fine amount of money and time and effort to give their ladylove something nice to post on Facebook. Those from the latter experience a barrage of harsh reminders that yes, they're forever alone.
One good thing to come out of this, however, is the fact that she's feelin' "it." The romance in the air, and the absolute splendor of red, and wine, and hearts that bind. Translation: The chances are high that you're up for some mad lovemakin'.
How do we know this? We followed the arrows on this flowchart below, and saw that yes, makaka-score nga kami. Will you be as lucky? Find out now!