If you’re on this not-so-little thing called Facebook (which we’re 99% sure), chances are you’ve already seen and even joined several of them. [firstpara]
We’re talking about the tons and tons of Facebook groups that have invaded and multiplied on the giant social-networking site like mushrooms after a rainstorm.
While many of them were created for serious, noble reasons (i.e. environment, politics), there are others that simply exist to tease or bring smiles to our faces while poking fun on some silly habits, concepts and even personalities on the side.
So here they are, 15 Pinoy Facebook fan pages guaranteed to perk up an otherwise dull week. We won’t be surprised if you’ll “like” a handful of them by the time you’ve finished this article. Come on now, we know you’ll want to.
1.) WALANG MACHO SA LUMILIPAD NA IPIS!!!
Groupie count: 112,455
Inspiration: The countless shrieks and eeky moments produced by our experiences with
that kind of cockroach that seems to have mankind in the middle of its cross-hairs, intently following our every move and suddenly landing on us out of nowhere, scaring our socks off.
Patok post: “KUNG SINO MAY PINAKA MAGANDANG IPIS KILL OF THE WEEK, ME FREE 100 PESOS NA LOAD! BETTER KUNG MAY VIDEO! :) STARTING TOMOROW, DEADLINE FOR ENTRIES IS FRIDAY!”
2.) Wag mo ko kausapin kung ganito ka magtype "EoW PoW UzTaH Na pOw kAyO? jEje"
Groupie count: 69,705
Inspiration: Jejemons, they’re around us, and so are the so-called Jejebusters who hate (or simply make fun of) the former because of their unorthodox way of texting and typing that sometimes resemble hieroglyphics. This page is dedicated to both of them.
Patok post: “baket sa friendster maraming jejemon?! dun ba ang hide out nila?! XD“
3.) IKAW NA NGA NAG`POST. IKAW PA MAGCO`COMMENT AT IKAW PA MAGLI`LIKE. (loner ka??)
Groupie count: 165,843
Inspiration: Those users who perform the so-called “Facebook triple-kill”: posting, liking your own post and commenting on it before anyone does. Are any of you guilty of this?
Patok post: “nice page!! ^_* natamaan ako....hahaha”
4.) HANGGA'T MAARI AY SA DULO NG JEEP AKO UUPO DAHIL AYAW KO MAG-ABOT NG BAYAD.
Groupie count: 27,911
Inspiration: The Juan Tamads who choose to rest there bottoms near the exit of jeepneys just to avoid dirtying their hands by assisting those who are paying and getting their change.
Patok post: “Pano kaya ung mga may pasok talaga ng bakasyon?? Tinatanggap pa rin ba ng mga jeepney drivers ang bayad "estudyante"??”
5.) HINDI PORKET MAY DSLR KA, PHOTOGRAPHER KA NA!
Groupie count: 135,171
Inspiration: The so-called posers among photographers, those who think just because they carry big, heavy and expensive DSLRs they already have the madskills to produce perfect shots.
Patok post: “Most people equate having DLSRs with having talent in photography. Kids, if that is so, I'm just going to buy a car in order to win drag racing contests, and not bothering to learn how to drive in the first place.”
6.) Badtrip ako sa mga guard na pabubukas pa ung bag, tutusukin lang naman
Groupie count: 147,835
Inspiration: Guards at establishments who’ll insist to open your bags so that they can inspect them… simply by poking with their stick.
Patok post: “sinoooo pa mga gising dyan? ^__^ share naman ng tusok tusok story :) -- JC ♥”
7.) Maporma Ka Lang Kaya Hindi Halatang Panget Ka !! :]
Groupie count: 14,784
Inspiration: Those who use fashion and expensive clothes and accessories to hide what’s physically obvious.
Patok post: “sana damit ka na lang!!..wahahahha!!! =)”
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WORDS BY: NEPS FIRMALAN