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6 Videogames that Shamelessly Used Sex to Sell

Strip Fighter, anyone?
by Gelo Gonzales | Jul 14, 2011
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We’re in the mood for everything sexy as FHM’s 100 Sexiest Party happens tonight at the World Trade Center. For all those who were able to snag those magical tickets to the show, let's all gawk together at them heavenly beauties, and witness the crowning of this year’s finest, Sam Pinto.

For the others who aren’t as lucky, well, there’s always next year.

In the meantime, we’ve prepared here a list that should keep you occupied for at least 15 minutes. Or longer, if you’re the type who’s ever tapped the pause button to check out Chun-li’s panties in a videogame.

Judging by the number of scantily clad women appearing in all manners of videogames, sex has long been offered as bait. We doubt Tomb Raider would still be alive past the second game in the series had it not been for one particularly well-endowed protagonist. And Chun-li, to the dismay of feminists everywhere, is just one of the many female fighters that seem to be a whole lot more comfortable fighting in costumes that open them up to pause-worthy situations.

But while the sexual element in most games is merely coincidental, an extra spice, the games below are a little bit more blatant in their approach. How blatant? Let’s check out the first game, shall we?  
Custer’s Revenge (Atari 2600)

You’d think that with the absence of boob-rendering technology in the days of the Atari, game developers would just throw their hands up and give up at the thought of making a sex game. But these folks prove to be a resilient bunch, because they did just the opposite of that, and thus Custer’s Revenge was born.

The object of the game is very simple: you’re a Civil War general, for some reason you’ve found yourself nude in the desert with a raging hard on, and right across the screen is a nude Indian girl. Guess what you’re supposed to do. Sure, there’s a continuous rain of arrows, and dong-hating cactuses can just suddenly pop out of nowhere but who cares, right? General Custer sure don’t, as long as he gets his malicious, perverted revenge.

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