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#IpasokMoLang: 9 Naughty USB Flash Drive Designs

Spice up your boring file transfer sessions with these naughty flash drives!
by Neps Firmalan | Jun 24, 2014
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Of all computer peripherals, the humble USB flash or palm drive has the best chance to be "sexualized." Think about it: It's phallic-shaped, you “plug” it in, and it "spews" out something. It’s a naughty little thing if you’ve got a really dirty mind.

Leave it to “creative” people to cash in on this fact (and our naughty imaginations). Check out below, nine USB flash drive designs that will give a kinky twist to your otherwise mundane file-sharing sessions!


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We bet you saw this coming. With a removable cover that shields the USB terminals, this flash drive could be a nice educational tool for teaching the clueless the whole penis-condom relationship.

Get it: $4.84 (around P212) via Ali Express


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The logic behind this one is undeniable: sperm produces new humans; file-transfers give birth to new knowledge. Sakto!

Get it: P499 via CashCashPinoy


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Proclaim your love for everything bouncy with the Gigaboobs USB, a cleverly-named flash drive that represents one of the best things in life: bewbs.

Get it: £13.99 (around P1,040) via AllThingsWireless


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Looking like a condom wrapper, this 8GB flash drive will fit snugly in your pocket like the real thing. Whip it out to signal you’re on your way to a good time...transferring and copying digital stuff.

Get it: $15.50 (around P680) via Amazon


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