Due to a series of events, I was stuck in a hotel room with one of my female co-workers. It was a small and cheap hotel room with a very hard floor and no extra couch, so she let me sleep in the same bed, with a mountain of pillows and a comforter between us.
I was lying awake for about 30 minutes when I suddenly felt nudging on my feet. A sensation went through every bone in my body as I felt it linger up my legs.
"Jane, wag natin 'tong gawin. I value our friendship." I said. She replied, "Anong pinagsasasabi mo riyan?"
I looked under the sheets and saw a giant rodent on my thigh. I screamed a falsetto.
Peter, via Facebook
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Illustration Gilbert Daroy