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Which Narcos Character Are You?

Where would you stand on this war on drugs?
October 20, 2016
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Let's face it: The illegal drug business is a menace we probably won't get rid of in this lifetime. On the other side of the coin, the lives of the most notorious drug lords in the world make for really good TV. Exhibit A: the Netflix Originals series Narcos, which profiles the lives of the top narcotraficantes in history. Seasons 1 and 2 told the story of Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) Agents Steve Murphy and Javier Peña's hunt for legendary cocaine kingpin Pablo Escobar, and the series is nearly as addicting as shabu.

Now, if given a choice, who would you rather be: Escobar or Murphy? Take this quiz to find out where you'd really stand!

Which Narcos character are you?


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