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Ridiculous Quotes That Have Turned The Ronnie Dayan Inquiry Into One Big Circus Act

'Masasabi mo ba wagas, tapat, at dalisay din ang kanyang pagmamahal sa'yo?'
by John Paulo Aguilera | Nov 25, 2016

All eyes were on Ronnie Dayan, Senator Leila de Lima's former bodyguard and lover, as he was thrusted into the recent House inquiry on the drug trade in Bilibid.

Dayan is considered the star witness against De Lima, after being identified as her supposed bagman protecting the shady dealings inside the national penitentiary.

Although instead of sound and valuable testimonies, all the viewing public got is hyperbolic statements about a love story that nobody wants to hear about, thanks to the curious line of questioning from a few members of the panel. While the people present at the hearing were thoroughly amused, the same cannot be said for some netizens.

To prove our point, here are five of the most absurd exchanges between Dayan and his interrogators that came straight out of a cheap romantic movie. We honestly don't know what purpose this line of questioning served:


On their blooming romance

Ilocos Norte Representative Rodolfo Fariñas: "Yung mga panahon na yan, malakas pa ang pag-iibigan niyo ni Secretary or humina na?"

Dayan: "Medyo signal 1 na lang po, sir. Mahina-hina na po."

Fariñas: "Ano bang pinakamataas na signal na inabot niyo? Ano yung pinakasukdulan, pinakamataas na signal na inabot niyo?"

Dayan: "Umabot din po siguro ng signal number 5, sir."


On how genuine his feelings were for De Lima and how faithful he is to the senator

Capiz Representative Fredenil Castro: "Ang sinasabi mo na di sinuklian ni Senador De Lima ang wagas mong pag-ibig sa kanya ay itong mga huli na na mga pagkakataon na ang iyong pagmamahalan ay nasa intensity 1 na lang. Subalit noong ang inyong pagmamahalan ay nasa intensity 5, masasabi mo ba wagas, tapat, at dalisay din ang kanyang pagmamahal sa'yo?"

Dayan: "Wagas din po, sir. Nararamdaman ko rin po."

Castro: "Dahil sa damdamin na yan ni Secretary De Lima na iyong damdamin rin na hindi mo maaring ipagkanulo si Secretary De Lima sa pagsasabi ng hindi katotohanan sa pagdinig na ito?"

Dayan: "Alang-alang po sa batas, sir, puwede ko siyang ipagkanulo. Alang-alang po sa katotohanan."


On taking advantage of the 'frailties of a woman'

Kabataan Party-list Rep. Harry Roque: "Sa tingin mo pinagsamantahalan mo ang kahinaan ni Leila de Lima bilang isang babae noong kayo ay nagkaroon ng relasyon?"

Dayan: "Basta umibig ako sa kanya, sir. Inibig din niya ako."

 

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