This week’s edition of The 15 Things A Man Should Know has a hodgepodge of very important stuff for your perusal this Labor Day-Pacquiao-Mayweather weekend, like a wetsuit that’s really a suit, a dildo urn, and, well, Kris Aquino’s swimsuit body (sort of).
Read on, bros!
An arm-shaped selfie stick is the perfect thing for all you forever alone dudes and dudettes out there. Your photos are guaranteed to be 100-percent Instagram-worthy, but at the price of getting horrified stares from onlookers.
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Here’s the future of powerbanks: The Flexible Integrated Energy Device, a revolutionary mega-flexible battery system that gathers energy from the wearer’s movements. Scientists are currently testing the system as a backpack, which would be the coolest thing ever. Imagine: A backpack that could charge your gadgets? SIGN. US. UP!
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So some guy invented a dildo that allows the user to fill it with 21 grams of her deceased lover’s ashes for, you know, an extra dose of nostalgia. This is like, every clingy person’s dream.
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Toei Animation will be releasing Dragon Ball Super, the first all-new Dragon Ball TV series to be released in 18 years. (Yes guys, it has been that long.) The catch: It will only be shown in Japan starting in July. There should still be a way to watch it, right?
Kris Aquino. In a swimsuit. Let’s just say that our boners are super confused right now.
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Sniper bullets that can change direction are the most awesome but goddamn scariest things in warfare right now. You simply can’t win, man.
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So Iggy Azalea lost a bet, and she now owes her boyfriend Nick Young head. (It rhymes!) That’s awesome and all, except for the part where Nick broadcasted his prize on Instagram. Some things are simply best left to the imagination, dude.
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Follow the adventures of Dr. Bruce Brownie and the rest of The Aveggies as they fight the evil Bon Bon in this Sesame Street parody of The Avengers. Trust us, this is totally worth five minutes of your day.
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Most high schoolers (or warm-blooded males in general) would kill to have a chance to go to prom with Kate Upton. Meanwhile, there’s this one guy who simply wants Kate to, well, kill him. Some friendly advice, kid: that’s definitely the best way to get any girl to stay far, far away from you.
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When it comes to penis size, bigger isn’t necessarily better. Take it from Marteese Williams, who was killed by his lover Jessica Lewis for having a too-big tool that apparently made a mess out of her lady bits. And you think being "below average" was bad…
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Trust us, you’ll want to see what this girl can do with a four-foot balloon. Clue: no animals involved.
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Tired of having to pass on nasty cracks and holes on your way to work? Take your cue from this dude and draw dicks over 'em. Let’s see if the MMDA and DPWH notice.
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Early this morning, boxing fans around the world witnessed the weigh-in for the Pacquiao-Mayweather super fight and needless to say, it provided the oomph to further excite our hype meters! We've got a bunch of #MayPac stories waiting for you here!
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We're so stoked
Time to take care of your sticky swimmers, bro
How far the national team goes will be up to these players
The SAS curse is officially lifted
Editor's Note: Results are based on DOE's latest test