In this week’s dose of carefully-curated man knowledge: Tinder photo hacks, proof that we all went to Hogwarts, sweet upcoming movies, and something awesome about our June 2015 Cover Girl, Maria Ozawa!
Read on for another bursting edition of The 15 Things A Man Must Know This Week!
Google is developing a "tiny interaction" sensor that can track even the tiniest movements with startling accuracy in their latest venture, Project Soli. It’s still in the works, but it already looks amazing!
Video via Google ATAP
Earlier this week, Purefoods star player James Yap got basketball fans speculating when he Instagrammed a photo of him posing with a P5 million Kia K9 luxury car. "Thank you Kia Philippines for my new Kia K9!" he wrote in the caption. Sorry, Kia fans and rumor mongers, but the "Man With A Million Moves" has already stated that it's just for a test drive so it's not a sign of him transferring to the PBA's Team Pacquiao.
The Hunger Games: Mockingjay Part 2 teaser is out! See Katniss kick ass (while still looking gorgeous, of course) in the trailer below.
Video via The Hunger Games
As far as J.K. Rowling is concerned, we all got our Hogwarts letters when we were 11 and we all went to Hogwarts together. It was real, guys!
The Philippines is doing pretty well in the 2015 SEA Games medal tally (23 golds and counting!), but we sure aren’t getting any gold in diving, based on these disastrous flops. Buti na lang magaling tayo sa basketball. We're still proud of our boys, though!
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Wanna see Beyonce dancing to OPM hits like "Push Mo Yan Te," "Spaghetti," and "Ye Ye Vonnel"? Sure you do! And, you can do so (sort of), via the fake-but-definitely-a-must-watch clip below:
Kung Fu Panda 3 is really happening, and it’ll feature a truckload of fat pandas—Po’s relatives—living in a secret panda village. Catch it in theaters in January 2016!
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Want to get more girls swiping right on your Tinder photo? Wear a suit and tie: A recent survey says it can up your chances by up to six times. Photos taken while traveling ups your chances by up to four times, and posting shirtless pics has a similar effect. (Abs are a requirement, though. Sorry, dad bod owners.)
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As if LeBron James’ on-court heroics in the ongoing NBA Finals aren’t impressive enough, The King just made us like him even more after he sent longtime fan Gokul Venkatachalam, the 14-year-old champion of the Scripps National Spelling Bee, a ton of swag, including an autographed pair of LeBron 12 All Stars that were signed, "Congrats on being spelling 'B' champ." Lucky kid!
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Instagram account Look At This Pussy, which features tons of stuff that look like female genitalia, is for the immature kid in all of us. Follow 'em here. We know you want to.
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News from cartoon land: The Powerpuff Girls will be back for a reboot in 2016! And they’re the tiny, bug-eyed girls of our childhood, not the Powerpuff Girls Z that gave us weird feelings while we were going through puberty.
Image via Variety.com
On the other hand, Homer and Marge Simpson are separating soon after Homer falls in love with a pharmacist. Just thinking about it makes us so sad.
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We refuse to end on such a sad note, so we’d like to introduce you to 101-year-old grandpa Alfredo Amodo and his wife, 100-year-old Mercedes, who have gone through 84 years of married life. Their secret? "Faith in God partnered with having patience for each other." #MayForever, guys!
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