Aside from jumping up and down to get James Harden's (and the Pacemates) attention during the NBA 3x press con the other day, we also managed to take a really good look at "The Beard" (the actual facial hair, not the person).
It was good. It was grand. He totally rocked it. We totally want it. But we can't, because he totally owns it.
No other human being in this world can pull off the grizzly look as well as James Harden. And we know this because we checked. We stole the Rockets star's signature beard for a day and had our good friends, from P-Noy down to those (un)dudes from My Husband's Lover , to try it on, but no other face ended up being as follicle-ly hospitable as Harden's. Scroll down and see for yourself.
NEXT: More people who can't pull it off as well as Mr. Harden
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