Why art thy paparazzis invading thy English royal family's precious privacy? Is one not aware of the ramifications of eliciting such unexemplary behavior towards the Duchess of Cambridge? Thy peasants are staining the legacy of the much adored royal family! Such disrespect to the monarchy!
In line with Kate Middleton's snapshot misfortune, allow us to exhibit Britain's history of royal nakedness, from your highness King George's prosti woes to Prince Harry's recent Vegas escapade. Please refer to the chart below, thy loyal readers!