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Bar Room Jokes: No, That's Not it!
Your monthly <em>hirit</em>: some days it&rsquo;s funny, other days it&rsquo;s funnier
| Apr 30, 2013
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A girl came skipping home from school one day and went to her mother. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!” “Very good,” said her mother. “Is it because I’m blonde?” the girl asked. “Yes, it’s because you’re blonde,” replied the mommy.

The next day, she skipped home again. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were reciting the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!” “Very good,” said her mother. “Is it because I’m blonde, Mommy?” “Yes, it’s because you’re blonde.”

The same thing happened the next day. “Mommy, Mommy,” she yelled, “we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!” And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs. “Very good,” said her embarrassed mother. “Is it because I’m blonde, mommy?” “No, honey, it’s because you’re 24 years old.”
Laurence Bernabe, by email

 


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