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Bar Room Jokes: Reverse Psychology
"The world is ending!" is officially the world’s biggest joke this month. But this one is still worth a laugh
by Ronjay Eduvas | Dec 5, 2012
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Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway, I shut off the engine, and coast into the garage. Then I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom, ease into bed, and my wife still wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!”

His buddy looks at him and says, “Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw  my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife’s ass and say, ‘How about a blowjob?’ And she’s always sound asleep.”
Benhur, by email

ILLUSTRATIONS: MICHAEL ANGELO GALLARDO
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