Bill's goes bear hunting in Alaska. He sees a little brown bear and kills it with his first shot. Right after his first kill someone taps on his shoulder and he turns around and sees a big black bear. “You've got two choices. One, I maul you to death or two, we have sex” says the bear. Bill bends over. His ass was sore for two days, but he recovers and vows revenge.
He heads out again to Alaska, finds the black bear and kills it. Right after that, he feels a tap on his shoulder. Behind him isa huge grizzly bear. “Big mistake. Now, either I maul you to death or we have sex.” Bill bends over and survives again. He's really hurting and takes quite a bit of time to recover but is outraged by the incident. Sure enough, he goes back to Alaska, finds the grizzly and shoots him at point blank range. There is a tap on Bill's shoulder. He turns around to find an enormous polar bear. The polar bear says, “You don't really come here for the hunting, do you?”
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