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Nov 5, 2014
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So check this out: As if the annual no-shaving tradition called Movember isn't enough, netizens, particularly girls, are now into a thing called "Beard Porn."

No, it doesn't pertain to a bunch of dudes having sex in a pool of hair. Beard porn is a term used to talk about facial hair's recent ubiquity among young and stylish men, and the "orgasmic" effect it has on women. Here are a couple of examples, courtesy of the lifestyle label Beardbrand:

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Granted, the gruffy dudes above are indeed sexay. But as much as we'd like to emulate their looks, we don't think beard porn will ever pick up in a country like the Philippines...since most Pinoys are incapable of growing a full-on face bush. You understand what we're talking about, right, FHM Nation?

Sorry to disappoint you, girls, but growing a facial hair just seems like a tall order. In fact, beard porn is the least of our concerns. Here are a couple of problems only Pinoys who can't grow a beard will understand!


1)   You can't help but stare at your bearded friends, and it's making them uncomfortable.

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2)   Truth is, every time you see a guy with facial hair, you die a little inside.

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3)   It feels really nice when someone notices your stubble, because you spent six weeks trying to grow one.

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4)   The Internet usually has a solution to everything, so it really hurts when it tells you that it's just not achievable.

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5)   It took you years to finally grow an acceptable facial hair, so you vow never to shave again, much to your wife and daughter's dismay.

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