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Stupidity rules in this month’s batch of gags

Sep 30, 2011
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A married fellow gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he asks. "I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.

He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his four-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Ninong Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The man slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his kumpare, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You bastard!" says the husband, "My wife's having a heart attack, and all you can do is run around the house naked scaring the kids?"
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