Go give it a rest, man; you had your fun last July. Now is the time to give way and hand out your missus'/girlfriend's/nanay's annual go-cray-cray hall pass, courtesy of the 2013 Cosmo Bachelor Bash, happening at the World Trade Center later tonight.
Allow your girl to look at and drool over shirtless hunks just this one time, will you? If it helps, a legion of fun and fearless females will also go through the same shebang. So it's not like suspicious things are about to go down. Or will it?
In this edition of FHM De-Frankensteinizer, we list down our known qualities of a Cosmo Bash Fan Girl: how she would react in front of a Cosmo hunk, what she's probably wearing, and who she's hanging out with, among others.
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