There were so many crazy things floating around the Internet this week, it was so hard to narrow down this list to just 15. But since we're the bro-est of bros, we tried our best to do so, and the result is the latest and bursting-at-the-seams edition of the 15 Things A Man Must Know This Week.
Seriously, this one's stacked. Read on to see what we mean.
As much as we all love Instagram, you gotta admit that being a square in this world full of photos of varying lengths and widths just won’t cut it. That’s why the giant photo-sharing network's latest update, which allows users to post tall or wide photos and videos, is defo a welcome development for IG addicts. Good job!
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Some Game of Thrones scoop: Just when we thought Stannis Baratheon was dead in both the books and the TV series, here comes George R. R. Martin himself saying otherwise. So the king looks and seems dead, but apparently he's not dead—ano ba talaga, kuya?
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For some bizarre reason, there’s actually a place in Tokyo that sells poop-flavored curry, despite research suggesting that 85-percent of their target customers won’t dare set foot in the restaurant after hearing about their specialty. Oh, Japan…
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The trailer for Banksy’s Dismaland is out, and as you probably expected, it’s delightfully dark and dreary.
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The Dave Grohl awesomeness parade just keeps getting better and better: The rock icon invited a fan celebrating his 50th birthday up onstage during a show in Michigan and shared a beer with him. Lucky guy!
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We’re really jealous of Calvin Harris right now: He’s got the looks, the body, the talent, the sizzling hawt girlfriend, and now he’s the world’s highest-paid DJ. Life just ain’t fair.
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For all the #foreveralone bros out there: You can now pretend to kiss someone goodbye before rushing off in the morning with this human face-shaped coffee lid! Mwah mwah, tsup tsup, glug-glug-glug!
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A 26-year-old fisherwoman named Darcie Arahill is our latest crush, and for a very good reason: This badass lady effortlessly reels in both giant fish and thirsty dudes like us with her awesome fishing skills and teeny-tiny bikinis. Seriously, what’s not to love?
If you could go back in time to tell your younger self some important bits of life advice, what would you say? Watch this inspiring video to see what others would say. (Warning: might set off onion-cutting ninjas!)
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A 12-year-old Taiwanese boy most definitely had the worst moment of his young life when he tripped in a museum and punched a hole through a 17th-century $1.5 million painting. Ouch!
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There’s really, seriously, a human who was born with three penises (we repeat: THREE!) and no butthole. The Indian boy has since undergone surgery to have his nether regions fixed, so there will be no offers from porn outfits coming his way once he hits 18.
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Speaking of porn, there’s seriously a raunchy parody of Ronda Rousey, aptly titled Ronda ArouseMe: Grounded and Pounded. There’s an SFW trailer, so you can probably watch it in the office…probably.