Make sure your August is off to a good start by getting your fill of essential man knowledge! We’ve got awesome inventions, man-tastic videos, and a host of gorgeous women to tide you over until the next week. Get reading for all the things every man must know this week!
We here in FHM believe that there’s no such thing as too much beer pong innovations. Introducing Mountain Pong, which adds some spice to your run-of-the-mill beer pong game with elevated cupholders. More levels, more beer, more fun!
Video via FOODBEAST
In case you need a reminder, hunting animals for sport will never be cool. Especially majestic endangered creatures like lions and elephants. So don’t be like Walter James Palmer, an American dentist and full-time douche who hunted down Cecil, a protected lion in Zimbabwe, just so he can have another trophy for his living room. Not cool, man.
Even THE Arnold Schwarzenegger thinks shooting protected animals isn’t cool. And that’s Arnold Schwarzenegger, folks! If he says you’re doing something wrong, you’re really doing something wrong.
In a battle between Katniss Everdeen and Jon Snow, who do you think will win? Check out this awesome fan-made trailer and tell us who you're root for!
Video via David Elmaleh
Celine Dion’s "My Heart Will Go On" is the last thing you’ll expect to hear at a Steve Aoki gig, but lo and behold, the man dropped a Titanic-themed remix at Tomorrowland 2015, much to everyone’s delight. See for yourself!
Video via EDM MUSIC PERU
We all know that Kate Upton possesses two of the most amazing breasts in the whole wide world, but did you know that she also has a butt you can easily bounce a coin at? You can’t see it too clearly with all the cloth covering it, but it’s hard to miss those two, er, golden globes. Bravo, Kate.
Hate that your girlfriend spends 10 hours in the bathroom just to take a bath? Here’s an invention guaranteed to keep her routine short and sweet: A shower curtain that spouts inflatable spikes after a few minutes. She’ll probably withhold sex for like a week in exchange for the heart attack it’ll give her, but the fact that you now have a bit more time to spend on more important stuff will definitely be worth it!
Image via Boredpanda.com
Need some nightmare fuel? Here’s Sansa Stark making out with some dude in a Tyrion mask at Comic-Con. Sweet dreams, bros.
Image via Tmz.com
A lush beard can add infinite man points to any guy, but even if you believe it makes you look like the most testosterone-fueled creature on the face of the planet, a little change can be good sometimes. Check out the reactions of this dude’s loved ones when he shaved his beard after 14 LONG years.
Video via Art of Advertising
Click here for more details on his "transformation."
LeBron James just endeared himself to his legions of fans a bit more by holding an open forum on Twitter where he responded to everything from questions about his favorite movies (40 Year Old Virgin), celebs he’d want to star in a movie with (Vince Vaugh and JLaw) and money requests. Good move, King!
Guess who also looks good in a bikini? Former Hannah Montana sidekick Emily Osment, who apparently has quite a body to die for. Check her out!
We don’t know yet if we’ll be voting for Sen. Grace Poe in 2016, but we do know that her baby sister Lovi Poe looked like a total bombshell in the sideless dress she wore during the Yes! Most Beautiful List party. What a babe!
Photo via Stylebible.ph (Ryan Ong)
A wealthy Game of Thrones mega-fan dropped $55,000 (over P2.5 million) on champagne, vodka, confetti, and a lights show to party with GOT star Nathalie Emmanuel a.k.a. Missandei, only to have it all blow up in his face when she returned the booze. Maybe he should’ve tried it on Cersei instead?
GIF via Pandawhale.com
Chrissy Teigen, John Legend’s lovelier half, is baring it all for the August issue of Women’s Health UK. We think we’ve said this before, but just in case we haven’t yet: John Legend, you are one lucky sumbitch!
Image via Womenshealthmag.com
One of our favorite things to do when we’re bored is imagining we’re on a vacation with our favorite Hollywood babes. Like Anna Kendrick. And she’s gonna look like this while we’re hanging out by the shore. Fun times!
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