It is after eight in the morning, and mom calls out to Juan to get out of bed. “Get up, Juan, you’re going to be late for school!”
“I don’t want to go to school. The students there hate me!” Juan replies, then reaches for the covers and slinks back in bed. Seeing no movement from the bedroom, his mom calls out again, “Wake up now! It’s late!”
To this, Juan snaps back: “Okay, give me a good reason to go to school!” Peeved, Juan’s mom answers: “At that age? You’re the school principal, for heaven’s sake!”
Mrs. Juan, by email
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