Allan dies in a fire and his body is badly burned. The morgue sends for his two best friends, Peter and Jimmy, to identify the body. Peter arrives first, and when the mortician pulls back the sheet, Peter says, "Yup, his face is burnt up pretty bad. You better roll him over." The mortician rolls him over, and Peter says, "Nope, not Allan."
The mortician thinks this is strange. Then he brings Jimmy in to identify the body. Jimmy takes a look at Allan’s face and says, "Yup, he’s pretty well burnt up. Roll him over." The mortician rolls him over and Jimmy says, "No, it ain’t Allan." The mortician asks, "How can you tell?" Jimmy said, "Well, Allan had two assholes." "What? He had two assholes?!" exclaims the mortician. "Yup, every time we went to town, folks would say, 'Here comes Allan with them two assholes.'"
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