A Mafia Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walks into a room to meet with his former accountant. The Godfather asks the accountant, “Where’s the three million bucks you stole from me?” The accountant doesn’t answer. The Godfather asks again. The attorney interrupts, “Sir, the man is a deaf-mute and can’t understand you, but I can interpret.” Using sign language, the accountant asks where the money is. The accountant signs back, “I don't know what you’re talking about.” The attorney relays “He doesn’t know what you’re
The Godfather pulls out a nine-millimeter pistol, puts it to the temple of the accountant, cocks the trigger and says, “Ask him again where my damn money is!” The attorney signs to the accountant, “He wants to know where it is!” The accountant signs back, “Stop! The money is in a brown suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!” The Godfather asks, “What did he say?” The attorney interprets to the Godfather, he says, “Go to hell. You don’t have the guts to pull that trigger.”
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