Two students are arguing when their teacher enter the classroom. The teacher says, "Why are you arguing?"
A boy answers, "We found a P100 bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie."
"You should be ashamed of yourselves," said the teacher. "When I was your age I didn't even know what a lie was."
The boys gave the teacher the P100.
— Watanabi, via Facebook
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