An old couple has been married for 50 years. They are sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the wife says, “Just think, 50 years ago we were sitting at this same breakfast table together.” “I know,” the old man says. “We were probably sitting here naked as a jaybird, too.” “Well,” Granny snickers. “Let’s relive some old times.”
The couple then strips to the buff and sits back down at the table. “You know, honey,” the little old lady breathlessly replies, “my nipples are as hot for you today as they were 50 years ago.” “I wouldn’t be surprised,” replies Gramps. “One’s in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal.”
AaronJay, by email
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